The Sandwich

Zachary decided to skip lunch today, or so I thought. I offered him ravioli and he declined. Apparently he wasn't hungry after the three yogurts and four pounds of fruit he consumed for breakfast. I didn't really think twice about it. About an hour later I saw him walking around with a sandwich. I wasn't sure where it came from, but it looked less than appetizing.

Me: What are you eating?
Zachary: My sandwich.
Me: Where did you get it?
Zachary: I made it.

He had gotten out two pieces of bread and spread half of a container of yogurt between them. Bam! Sandwich. And he ate the entire thing! I couldn't believe it. He won't eat ravioli, peanut butter and jelly, or virtually anything else I make, but he'll wolf down a yogurt sandwich? Nice.

A little bit ago he went to the bathroom. After about ten minutes I hear...

Zachary: MOMMMY!! I'M READY FOR YOU TO WIIIIIIPE MY BUUUTTTTTTTTTTTT!

When I went in, I saw a gigantic turd.

Me: Oh my gosh, Zachary. That is a big poop!
Zachary: I know! Thanks!
Me: Flush the potty.
Zachary: Don't I get a sticker for that?

The Mouse

I've scarred my son for live in an effort to make him sleep in his own bed without taking food down with him. He's only three and has already created the smell and grotesqueness that is a boy's bedroom. He is constantly bringing crackers, fruit snacks and apples down there to nosh on while he is playing his game in the evenings. I keep telling him, "NO FOOD IN THE BEDROOM!". He keeps not listening. Shocking, yes, I know. I find these little morsels in the (what seems to be) weekly gutting of his room. Crumbs and spills, and even a half-eaten yogurt at times. I can't stop the boy, as hard as I try. I've looked for a fridge lock, but can't seem to find one. Apparently the general public looks down on withholding food from small children. Who would have thought?

At any rate, I told him that he can have his snacks, but they need to be eaten AT THE TABLE.

Zachary: Why?
Me: Because this is a mess!
Zachary: But why do I have to eat at the table?
Me: Because if you don't, a mouse will come into your room!
Zachary: I don't want that to happen!
Me: Then STOP brining food into your room or one will come in during the night and bite you! They will come to eat the crumbs!

Sometime in the next week he came up from his bed. He went to the pantry and grabbed a fruit snack. He quietly brought it to the dining room and sat on the floor. Tim comes in...

Tim: Zachary, what are you doing?
Zachary: I am eating my snack.
Tim: Why don't you take it downstairs with you?
Zachary: Because I don't want a mouse to bite me!

Tim was completely confused because he hadn't been informed about the conversation of said mouse. All he knew at this point was that Zachary was scared of bringing food in his room because of being bitten.

Zachary WILL NOT STAY IN BED. This has been an ongoing battle and we have yet to win. That same night, Zachary kept coming upstairs...repeatedly...and finally...

Tim: GET IN YOUR BED!
Zachary: But I don't want to!
Tim: If you don't get in your bed, I am going to bring food down there!

HA! I'm pretty sure that he'll forever have a fear of mice. In our defense, sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures.

The River-Dancer

Happy new year to you all! It's been a great one thus far. I am enjoying every aspect of my life.

The kids are great. Elaina is quickly coming into her own and learning new words on a daily basis. I am glad that "no" hasn't entered the vocabulary as of yet. Mostly everything is "yeah" which I can totally handle. Currently topping the charts, we have "stinky", "uh-oh", "up" and "right there". As for "Mommy" and "Daddy", she is apparently saving them for a later date. Ugh.

My very wise three-year-old asked me how babies get in bellies the other day. I told him that God puts them there, and luckily that answer was satisfactory.

I did have a funny personal story happen to me that I thought you all may enjoy. After a day of working, I met up with some friends for some dinner. I have recently been on a diet plan that is helping me to lose weight, and in turn, my pants are becoming rather large. I got up from the table and realized that I had forgotten to put my belt on, which resulted in me walking around in pants that could fit two of me. Before we could go any further, I demanded that we go to Meijer where I could pick up a belt. I went in, got my belt, and immediately put it on. Relief! I wouldn't be hiking up my drawers all night. I went back outside where two people from our party were waiting in the car. The car pulled up to the front, where I figured they would be picking us up. I was so excited about my new belt that I did a little jig in front of the car. Dancing, kicking, leaping and looking (I'm sure) absolutely fabulous, like a regular River-Dancer. It was just then that I realized that it was NOT, in fact, my ride. Either way, I think I put on a great show and certainly got a good laugh out of it; I'm sure they did too.

On another note, Zachary is loving school. He every much enjoys going and getting away from me for a few hours. It's really the best thing that has happened to our relationship. It's so nice when your kids are excited to see you when you pick them up. Elaina is enjoying having some peaceful nap time while he is gone as well. It allows me to get some work done and for her to have silence. Whoever said silence is golden was an absolute genius.

Well, that's all for today. I know there was a funny Zachary story to be told, and unfortunately I can't think of it. When it comes to me, I will certainly make sure to share. Love to all. :)